Your hamstrings called.
They're tired of your chair.

OnlyHammies is a tiny Mac menu bar app that reminds desk workers to take 45-second hamstring, hip, and back resets during the workday.

No account. No cloud. No tracking. Just hammies.

Or try a reset right now — this demo is the real thing.

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Not medical advice. If something hurts, stop.
How it works

A tiny chair intervention,
scheduled into your day.

It lives in your menu bar and quietly waits while you work. Every 90 minutes — only during your working hours — it suggests one tiny movement reset.

You sit down.The chair begins its slow campaign.
“Your chair is winning.”A polite nudge. Snooze it, skip it — no guilt.
45-second resetOne stretch, stick-figure instructions, done.
“Hammy tax paid.”2 resets today · streak intact.
It goes quiet.Active hours over. Your evening is yours.
The library

No guessing the pose.

Every reset has a simple stick-figure visual so you know what to do in two seconds. Desk-friendly by default — floor stretches stay off unless you ask. Hover one.

Three of the ten — the full library covers hamstrings, hips, glutes, calves, and lower back. No yoga person required.

Local hammy sync

Stretch with nearby hammies.

If someone on your Wi-Fi runs OnlyHammies, starting a reset invites them to join the same one — synced timers, shared completion. No account. No cloud. No awkward wellness leaderboard.

Peers appear as chosen names like “Hammy 482”. Your device name is never shown.

Hammy 482
started Seated Hamstring Stretch · 45s
Join hammy sync?
Hammy 482 started a reset.
JoinNot now
Questions, answered honestly

The fine print, minus the fine print.

Is OnlyHammies free?

Yes — completely. Every stretch, reminders, stats, streaks, and local Wi-Fi sync are free forever. No credit card, no trial countdown, no features that expire. If it helps and you'd like to support it, you can pay whatever you can — but you never have to.

Do I need an account?

No — never. There's nothing to sign up for and no login anywhere. Even local Wi-Fi sync finds nearby hammies automatically, without an account. OnlyHammies just lives in your menu bar and works.

Where does my data live?

On your Mac. Settings and stats are stored locally and never uploaded — no analytics, no tracking, no cloud. Local sync uses your Wi-Fi to find nearby hammies and shares only a chosen display name like "Hammy 482." Your device name is never shown.

Will it nag me during meetings?

It nudges, you decide. Snooze 15 minutes, pause an hour, or skip — no guilt, no shame copy, no streak punishment for having a life. It also goes fully quiet outside your active hours.

Is this medical advice?

No. OnlyHammies is a reminder to move, not a treatment plan. If something hurts, stop. If something keeps hurting, talk to a professional.

What does it run on?

macOS 14 or newer. The whole app is about 9 MB, sips zero CPU while it waits, and uses almost no memory.

Pricing

Free. Pay what you can.

The whole app is free, forever — every stretch, reminders, stats, local Wi-Fi sync. No tiers, no paywall, no trial timer. If it makes you 1% less chair and you'd like to chip in, pay whatever feels right. That's the entire business model.

Support the hammies

If it helped, chip in
You choose one-time or monthly
  • Keeps OnlyHammies free & ad-free
  • Funds whatever comes next
  • Early access to new stretch packs
  • Our whole revenue model, honestly
Pay what you can ☕
Limited · first 100

Super Hammy

Proximity to the maker
$199 once · lifetime
  • My actual voice walking you through every stretch
  • A personal voice pack, hand-sent to your inbox by me
  • Your name on the Super Hammies board
  • Lifetime everything & every future perk
  • You backed this early — I won't forget it
Become a Super Hammy

The app itself is free, forever — every stretch, reminder, stat and local Wi-Fi sync, no account required. Download it here. These two are just for the people who want to chip in. Super Hammy is a one-time thank-you for backing this early.

What this is not

Not a fitness app.
A small rebellion against sitting forever.

No workout plans. No calories. No influencer energy. Just tiny movement breaks for people whose laptops are slowly turning them into chairs.

A note from the person whose chair was winning

I built OnlyHammies because I kept ending workdays shaped like a question mark. Every break app I tried felt like homework or HR. I wanted something tiny, funny, and private — an app that asks for 45 seconds, not a lifestyle.

It's free, about 9 MB, and it never phones home. If it makes you 1% less chair, that's the whole business model.

— Ani · Support the hammies — buy against your chair ♥

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OnlyHammies is not medical advice. If something hurts, stop. If something keeps hurting, talk to a professional.